Spocking

Making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.

I sat on my husband's lap and started spocking him.

by NeedADickin September 13, 2011

shopblocking

you have this credit card- you want to go into gap and buy this really hip cardigan when a friend steps in and stops you from shopping.

Jennifer: I was trying to get my shop on today and Courtney said she wanted to leave before I could.
Lisa: Why was she shopblocking?

by aidzprincez November 19, 2009

Spocking

Stealing another man's girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.

man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts "moves" on woman1. When man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a spaceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of Spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.

by PDHABigDaddy December 14, 2009

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

shploingnant

when a man is eating ass and the girl shits all over the mans face

ma nibba whomst all fuck eating ass bitch got shploingnant

by yung pussy bacon 57668 July 26, 2017