You Should Not Look This Up

Something that you just shouldn't look up, no matter the reason why. Trust me you don't want to look this up!

Person 1-"You know what You Should Not Look This Up on Urban Dictionary"

Person 2-"yea... Totally"

by Yaknow2233 June 2, 2014

should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007

should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008

Funny you should ask

Someone who reminds somebody else about something he forgot to ask.

How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.

by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016

Funny you should ask

The saying that a person is about to use before going off on a three-hour monologue about something that happened to them that you accidentally brought up.

You: How is your dog
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now

by Trumps last name March 2, 2020

people who should die

Anyone who annoys you, bothers you, or hinders your ability to live a complete and happy life. People who should die are people considered by society to be less of value as themselves.

people who should die are those that club baby seals.

by sixpoint24 November 17, 2007

you should smile more

A phrase spoken by a man to a woman when he wants to be punched in the face.

Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."

by espressoninja June 1, 2021