Folgers shortcake

The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.

See also, strawberry shortcake.

The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.

by Glen Schraum November 10, 2008

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strawberry shortcake

1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.

1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 28, 2005

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shortstackateers

a website for fans of the best band ever SHORT STACK. Consists of the latest goss, news, photos and music of the boys!

www.shortstackateers.piczo.com

by tontastack July 12, 2009

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Joel's Shortcut

In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in geometry (which are useless and a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the universal answer too all.

If a = b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1, then what does FISH = ?
FISH = Joel's Shortcut of course

by sparky winsor February 19, 2005

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