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Shomari

She is a extremely beautiful,loving,goofball,caring,erky,smart soul that will get on your nerves but you will still love her even though she is very very very very very erky but you'll still love her and if you dont hit the door she doesn't care what anybody says
wow, would you look at-her-?
I know her, she's a Shomari
by laughing.cutie March 14, 2017
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Shoptard

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011
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Tard Shepard

Someone who supervises and watches over the mentally and/ or physically handicapped
That boy looks lost, where is his tard shepard.
by Deek da Biker December 11, 2005
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Shepard

"Shepard" is a complimentary term (used as both an acronym and noun) amongst men to describe a beautiful woman.

1 Acronym:

S.H.E.P.A.R.D. - She Has Extraordinary Physical Attributes Respectfully Desired.

2. Noun :
An attractive woman who is the focal point of attention or discussion amongst men.
That Shepard has a beautiful smile.

There will be plenty of breathtaking Shepards at the party tonight.
by MARCISMS July 8, 2017
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shepard

means you get them chicks, u herd them in
man i see ur a shepard
by Matthew Pace January 9, 2009
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scopare

In Italian scopare means fuck, in a verb sense.
In other words, to make love, or have sex.
Francesco Totti ha scopatto(conjugated verb scopare) Ilary Blasi tante volte.
by Tania-Roma April 19, 2007
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shparf

Shitting, pissing, and barfing at the same time. Usually happens after mexican food.
FUCK I just SHPARFED all over my cat
by eXXX June 14, 2004
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