Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.

Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"

by KaleighRene June 15, 2011

Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!

Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"

by mrfitz January 18, 2009

shopping window

The above definition is right... I love brick breaker.

Example of extending the shopping window:
Guy:"Okay honey im done, lets g-"
Girl hands guy brick breaker
Guy:"I guess I could stay a little longer"

by Erectin a dispenser! November 29, 2010

shopping whore

one who spends way too much time and money at the mall and/or other retail stores

My friend Jen is a total shopping whore, she's at the mall all the fuckin' time!!!

by fashionho December 9, 2003

Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.

Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Shopping Mower

The electric carts available for fat people at the grocery store.

She rode the shopping mower through the greens section of the store.

by WikiWoman January 22, 2011