Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

Shomi

A very funny guy, free with everyone and could act gay from time to time. Usually quite fine

Look at that guy, he's looking sexy as f*ck but he's looking at a boy!!!
He must be a Shomi!

by Anna0123 February 6, 2020

shomion

A dipshit term for a guy who thinks he is funny at the workplace. He is truely a dart playing fool who hulks out at the slightest movement of a federally.

Did you see that guy? Yea, what a shomion

by Nolan Saufley February 15, 2005

shamlin

ninja. sexy beast with and acura integra

hey look its a shamlin.
thats awsome dude.

by beast. March 17, 2008

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012

shommit

When you are so sick that you begin to simotanously shit and vomit at the same time.

I was sitting on the toilet not feeling so well when i began to shommit.

by swallytrip January 11, 2009

Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008