shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.

Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!

by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018

shocker triangle

Similar to the shocker, the shocker triangle is comprised of two shockers which touch at the pinkies and middle fingers, where the space inbetween the touching fingers forms a triangle. The shocker triangle was publicly unveiled at the University of Minnesota's College of Liberal Arts commencement ceremony on May 17th, 2009, where one member of the graduating class displayed a shocker triangle while walking across the stage to receive his diploma.

"Did you see that? That guy just gave a shocker triangle to the whole audience!"

by tehsVen May 17, 2009

Shocker Locker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shlocker.

I like to follow up the shocker locker with a nice donkey punch.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

Shocker Plow

Put your hands together like you're praying. Fan them out so just your fingertips are touching. Then 4 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

I gave her the Shocker Plow. Four in the pink, four in the stink.

by Party.Pat July 11, 2011