Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010

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holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010

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fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008

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shizz

a slang word for shit

this shizz be wildin

by whiteboy767 February 2, 2023

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Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 15, 2015

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ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007

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