Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010

holy shizz monkeyz

an exclamatory phrase expressing surprise. can be pleasant or unpleasant.

kid1: dude, look at how many pages my essay is.
kid2: holy shizz monkeyz! that's twice as long as mine!
kid3: that's what she said

by porcelainplasma May 17, 2010

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008

shizz

when you take a massive shit and jizz at the same time

“dude i took the most massive shizz.”
“awwww dude i’m about to shizz my pants.”

by Big cock Calvin July 8, 2020

Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 15, 2015

shizz

a slang word for shit

this shizz be wildin

by whiteboy767 February 2, 2023

Shizz

Noun

The product of jizzing (masturbating) into a pile (or just one turd) of shit. Injecting semen into the feces thus creating what we call shizz. This act of pure sin is called "shizzing".

Bobby:

-"Man, it smells disgusting here."
Tim:

-"Well Bobby, that's because I shizzed in the oven"

by Don't worry papi is here May 29, 2018