I got an agency telling me I need to apply to jobs that will be at a job fair instead of actually attending a job fair to speak with recruiters to actually try to get fuckin job. That's a shituation
by AnonymousPassionateOne December 31, 2016
A situation that is shitty. Can be used literally when referring to feces. Can also be used to describe a situation you are not pleased to be in.
Peering at the kitty litter box, "I need to take care of this shituation."
Boyfriend acts like an idiot and girlfriend starts to cry. Boyfriend thinks, "How did I get myself in this shituation?"
Boyfriend acts like an idiot and girlfriend starts to cry. Boyfriend thinks, "How did I get myself in this shituation?"
by kateamitch November 04, 2018
"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
When a person goes from one bad situation (tragedy) to another bad situation (tragedy). And there seems to be no relief in sight.
Man, did you hear about Raymond? First, his grandmother passed away, his dog died, then he lost his job. Raymond is in a shituation.
Johnny Black III
Johnny Black III
by Black Sensai December 05, 2017
E.g "My missus just caught me having an anal threesome with her step sister and step mum"
"That's a pretty shituation"
"That's a pretty shituation"
by SimpleIsaac April 17, 2016
For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers - a situation in which a patient is incontinent of a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed linens; requiring great efforts and stamina to carefully, respectfully, and cheerfully clean and change the patient.
That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.
by RNSue January 23, 2024