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shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.
Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006
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shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery
99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011
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Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.
Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.
by rogerW November 8, 2009
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shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.
my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.
by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009
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shitstabber

shitstabbing queer
by not a shitstabber May 24, 2003
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shitstare

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.
Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!
by fjfj December 19, 2007
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shitstained

Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.
- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained
by Johnny Diddy 23 September 24, 2006
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