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shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.
Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.
by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016
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shitstain

A shitstain is a person who is so useless that they are less valuable than the stain left in your underwear when you fail to wipe well after taking a shit.
Codi is nothing more than a shitstain on society's boxers.
by ambador2 November 19, 2016
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curb situation

A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:

Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007
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flamingo situation

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?
by anagramman June 2, 2009
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Conversation Hostage Situation

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off
Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!
by Merrgear August 13, 2021
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Overlapsation Situation

When one car parks over the line in a parking lot forcing all of the other acrs to park over the line.
Man, I got a ticket for parking on the line of a handicapped spot.

Did you show the cop that there was an overlapsation situation?
by cardude720 May 8, 2009
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The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
by kidlou December 20, 2010
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