A type of shit show (see also: shitshow) that is distinctive due to the clear lack of morality and blatant disregard for consequences for actions that is exhibited by all involved. (Preferably brought about by copious amounts of alcohol)
This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.
“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.
There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.
A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.
The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.
“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.
There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.
A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.
The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
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Get the irish shit show mug.An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.
I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!
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The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.
Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.
That status caused a bull shit shit show
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.
Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.
That status caused a bull shit shit show
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Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
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When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
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