country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.

Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"

by jedandred February 9, 2015

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009

Shingalingding

An object that some people think is very cool.

That shingalingding is the tightest eva!

by crazykid318 March 23, 2007

quantum singularity

Its the center of a black hole where matter and gravity come to infinity, and thats bad

Did you hear about that quantum singularity?
Yeah, i did, sounds bad if it gets near us.

by elgrapadora December 30, 2004

technological singularity

the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.

Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.

by ToniT July 27, 2014

singular

A tiny centipede that lives in damp, wooden environments, possibly gay. Only one "singular" exists in the world, with a life span of seventy five thousand years. It lives in some shit country like Brazil.

"There is a singular on my newly woven gown of the night." Said Princess Nanny-Teets, whilst stabbing ALL the children.

by Uncle Greeb December 22, 2003

Shangalang

When you rip someone's cock and nuts off with your bare teeth.

"If you're not bloody careful I'll have to give you the old shangalang!"

by C.Manne May 5, 2020