A SHIFTER is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new, impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”
SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”
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Annoying yuppie neighbour: "For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I´m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new phone, I bought it last week for $ 1.800!
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
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