Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

by DDFL June 8, 2011

shexi

the chav's way of saying sexy. You can always tell if someone's a chav wen you look on myspace and facebox because their provile alsways starts with shexi. shexi_babii or shexi_biatch, it's so retarded,

Chantelle: dat boi ova there is propa shexi int e?
Kelsey: yeh,just lyk me, shexi, hot lil byach innit!

by nonayabiz April 15, 2007

Sexited

to be excited for sex

nick jonas makes me sexited

by selenaaaisrad April 19, 2009

sexitis

refering to lack of sex, can have serious consequences:S:S

stace NEVER kiges kj any :( and wight now she needs it pwetty bad lee oh lee where r uuuu dammit shes suffering from SEXITIS

by kj November 7, 2004

sexitup

1. The act of prepping for a sexual encounter.

2. The act of increasing ones sex appeal.

Jenny: "Let's go out tonight!"

Kris: "You're not planning on wearing that...you definately need to sexitup!"

by Pixie_Chic October 14, 2008

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

by titoliston October 24, 2011

sheit

Shit but with the E of Extra shit

Sheit man,dat sheit stinks

by Gssie December 10, 2003