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Cream Scheme

1. A systematic plan or course of action (scheme) to acquire money (cream). Everyone has a Cream Scheme because everyone has some sort of plan to acquire what they need to survive and thrive in the world. Whether a person is a street hustler, a 9-to-5 professional, or a CEO, they have a Cream Scheme.

2. An apparel brand founded in 2013 that speaks to the reality detailed above. Cream Scheme encourages hard work, entrepreneurship, and critical thinking as it subverts dominant narratives of what is and what isn't legitimate in terms of careers and professions.
Whether you are Mark Zuckerberg, Jamie Dimon, Pablo Escobar, Nino Brown, or Johnny from around the corner, you have a Cream Scheme.
by JFocus September 25, 2014
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carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.
I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!
by Impudicus April 9, 2019
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bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.
Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr
by rowbsie November 8, 2009
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Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009
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semen tree

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.
"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".
by Torsky March 10, 2008
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ponzi scheme

see social security.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.
Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.
by Pseu D. Onym October 11, 2010
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semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.
I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!
by Servemaster June 27, 2008
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