Sheat

When you simultaneously need to shit and eat and can't decide which one to do first.

I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.

by Liberal Joe April 29, 2019

sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

Sheatout

When a woman’s on the bowl taking a dump and her partner is eating her out during the act of pooping also known as a reverse blumpkin.

Laurie was on the bowl as bill gave her a sheatout

by Djahole December 20, 2020

Shevat

A Hebrew calendar month, having 30 days. It follows Tevet and precedes Adar. It is counted as month number 11. Here are its Gregorian conversions:

1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030

- Wait a minute… How many days are in Shevat again?

- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:

Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021

sheather

sheather is a beautiful and smart person. She is sweet and definitely someone you want to spend your time with.

Wow, sheathers the best.

by discriminating May 15, 2021

Sheraton

Sharaton is the male Karen in its most authentic form. Some say that a Sheraton predates the Karen and therefore the female "can I speak to the manager" is a female Sheraton.

Oh awesome I cannot wait for the Canada Day fireworks during the block party! Oh but did you hear? Sheraton called by-law and the fire brigade came over to stop it. Fucking Sheraton!

by Cameron O'Toole June 16, 2022

shepathy

The disproportionate empathy extended in the direction of women we make too many excuses for.

Amber Heard's fans showed excessive shepathy when they worried more about the Amber Heard's future than the victim Johnny Depp.

by Peminist September 11, 2023