sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

sheep

a common barnyard animal that is often malested and or innapropriately touched by farmer steve.

Farmer steve, stop rubbin that sheep's tities!!

by mr corndog February 21, 2009

Sheep

the bewollen satan spawn that goes from a clever little cutie with a tiny 'baa' sound, but then when puberty hits they sound like an 50+ year old guy who has been smoking for 70+ years and is really angry for unknown reasons. Do not trust these creatures or turn your back on them. They can and they will betray you and run into your unprotected legs.

person: oh, look at that sheep!
sheep: *stares into your soul*
person: ehm...

*person turns around and turns back*
person: where did it go?
strange sound: BAAAAA!
person: oh my god! what the hell are you?!

person: STAY AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD! NO! PLEASE GOD NO!
*loud scream fills the air, followed by silence*
sheep: baa

by TheOnesWhoKnowTheTruth May 14, 2014

Sheep

Somebody who sides with something just because their friend did.

John is such a sheep, he just agrees with his friend without getting the full context 24/7

by 99Ninety December 3, 2020

Sheep

New Zealand slang word for a beautiful, sexy, pretty Australian woman/lady

Aussie: hey look at that kiwi bloke I bet he shags sheep (hahaha)
Kiwi: yeah bro I shag sheep I’d share but they prefer kiwis

by Kiwi as bro May 24, 2022

sheeping

sheeping is the act of a married couple taking turns sodomizing a fully grown male sheep roleplaying as a Sheppard

honey what time Would you like to go sheeping tonight?I'm craving tight sheep bootyhole

by junesfineaswine November 6, 2019

Sheep

Referring to something extremely satisfying, incredibly awesome, or anything impressive. Derived from the abbreviation for bad-ass "BA" since that's the sound a sheep makes.

Example A: "Dude, that back flip was so sheep!"

Example B: "Holy cow, that is one sheep hat brother!"

by Evergreen Tiger February 3, 2012