Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.

oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009

Shaumi

A girl who is totally awesome! sometimes too awesome to handle.

also used to describe something that is... awesome.

wow! that girl was so shaumi!

did you watch that last episode? it was such a shaumi episode.

by Ilovegrapefruit October 29, 2011

Shmum

Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.

Your shmum for that mate. -bad
Bro ur mum is stupendously shmum- good

by Road Translations December 22, 2020

shlumsack

vinegary smelly balls. like when you wake up in the morning after your morning wood and you go to feel your balls. and pull your hand out and smell it. you think to yourself... what the hell did i dip my balls in? a combination of Indian food wrapped in a baby's used diaper or some sort overly expired vinegar and chlorine? and then you realize no. i forgot to take a shower last month.

dude did you get a wiff of his shlumsack?
yeah that was pretty figity.

omg i just got a huge wiff of someones shlumsack!
how expired was it?
id say atleast a few months.

two girls talking:
and the worst part about it was his smelly shlumsack.
how bad was it?
atleast a few months.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes

by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008

Shrump

The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.

I have an Itchy Shrump.

by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010

shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.

Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008