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Scattoo

Alternative body art. Creating art on the body as someone, often your partner, scats on you.
Billy: Hey Doug, check out my Mickey Mouse Scattoo that Linda gave me last night, it's awesome.
by Jimbo J December 7, 2007
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Shaftonomics

(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;

(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.
Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.

Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.

Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.
by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008
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shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.
During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.
by Shawner February 8, 2010
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Shattapottamus

An individual who is always running to the toilet with explosive crapping power, which means that anybody else in the house will hear him or her blowing ass in the other room. A shattapottamus will shit him or herself if they don't get to the bathroom quickly because of severe stomach cramps that creates his or her explosive crapping power. This individual can create a stench in the bathroom that will peel the paint or wall paper off of the wall.
Q: Have you ever noticed that Trey is always running to the bathroom several times a day?

A: Yeah Trey is a shattapottamus because he has the most explosive crapping power I have ever seen because I can hear him blowing ass in the other room, which creates a stench that will clear a room quickly.
by Funny Guy 77 July 18, 2011
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Shaftola

1. A beautiful, large kingdom built on Minecraft
2. Used to describe a impressive Minecraft world
Boy 1: "Wow!"
Boy 2: "Yeah, it's a REAL Shaftola."
by ZackShafter March 29, 2013
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sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.
"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"
by Swade33 December 16, 2013
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Shatterbate

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"
by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014
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