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Shampoo Cannon

When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.
"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"

"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"

"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
by a1shibby December 26, 2011
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shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma
That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it
by Nadaface July 15, 2016
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My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".
Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".
by Getbob April 11, 2023
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Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.
Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
by Fropaholic June 23, 2009
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papi shampoo

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair.
"It's just that Imma Papi shampoo"
"Be careful with your girl, that guy over there is a papi shampoo"

"Loco pero Yo soy un Papi Shampoo"
by G money slice November 1, 2007
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shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.
Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".
by the_trapper August 15, 2006
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Shampoo Shake

When you are stuck in the shower and out of shampoo with barely enough left to scrub your hair so you add water to the bottle and make a "Shampoo Shake"
John: "I ran out of shampoo so I had to make a Shampoo Shake"
Katy: "Sucks. I'll go buy more later"
by Sky159 June 18, 2011
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