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Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011
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sharpening

When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.
I went to Georges house to do some hardcore sharpening today
by Banter1235 March 15, 2014
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sharepointify

Can someone sharepointify this?
by accessories inside box January 18, 2008
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Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.
Child 1: Thou shall not ban our beloved Shartina!
by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023
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Sharpening Your Knife

To say sharpening your knife means you are masturbating
Eww you're Sharpening Your Knife? You do know what that means right?
by Cryna May 28, 2018
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Shartinals

This term was created by die-hard, lifelong Pittsburgh Steelers fan during the runup to Super Bowl 43 as far more accurate (and shorter) way of referring to the Arizona Cardinals.
The Steelers will introduce new offensive plays and will spread the ball around the receivers to beat the Shartinals during Super Bowl 43.
by Linebacker Inc January 29, 2009
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Sharenting

When a child is taken away from the biological parents because they are deemed incompetent and the child is adopted by another couple and the biological parents are eventually deemed capable and share in the parenting responsibilities it is called sharenting.
Because Joshua’s biological parents are now sober and responsible they are sharenting with the adoptive parents.
by TubbyMane April 23, 2019
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