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Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.
Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!
by Wurm82 November 30, 2018
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shard hunter

A person who searches for pieces of crystal meth, usually for hours on end on their hand and knees.
(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.
by Jib Jonez jr. June 15, 2011
mugGet the shard huntermug.

Shittin Shards

Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.
Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!
by DustinIsFiending April 11, 2009
mugGet the Shittin Shardsmug.

Shard Monkey

What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.
Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!
by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014
mugGet the Shard Monkeymug.

PURE SHARD

I JUST LOADED A PURE SHARD.
I GOT A SACK OF PURE SHARD.
by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009
mugGet the PURE SHARDmug.

shard barbie

A female who will do anything for a bump
Damn she's such a shard Barbie, she sucked my dick for a bump!
by Sauni1 January 2, 2017
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Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner
I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.
by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015
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