shambles

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

by RMR September 14, 2004

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011

shamelesshubby

the best fucking person to be mutuals with

shamelesshubby is the best mutual ever!! they are my favorite!!

by fiona gallagher’s wife June 19, 2021

seamless bandana

When you consume a male/ female's head with your rectum until you reach the recipients neck where you erotically asphyxiate them as you stimulate their genitalia until the point of orgasm.

Johnny showed me he loves me sooooo much, he gave me a seamless bandana last night.

by Snowmanplantlife July 22, 2017

shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 26, 2021

complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.

Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.

The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011