homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.

Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!

by Home slice May 23, 2005

security forces

These people are a select group of high speed individuals. Their work is comparable to hell on earth. Can solve almost any problem. Their gear is tactically aquired and top of the line. Not to be confused with Sec Fo.

So I heard Security Forces made a giant snow dick ouside.

by ToboeRain December 20, 2016

security glance

The inevitable glance you make in your rear view mirror upon passing a cop car, just to make sure he isn't going to make a U-turn and follow you; usually followed by a sigh of relief.

I passed that same cop just now, but I did a security glance to see if he was going to turn around.

by boomboomdollar February 21, 2008

Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.

Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.

by Disciple of Knot September 16, 2008

Sentrimental

A past sentiment which is detrimental to one's well being

That was a sentrimental time in my in my life

by MeemoJaded March 22, 2009

Securing the Lid

Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:

securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion

Word on the street is that hot blonde girl's been securing the lid

by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011