selfsexual

When you are sexually and romantically attracted to yourself.

Person: "That dude Clinton in my biology class must be selfsexual."

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 27, 2005

Selfishlessly

To do something without selfishness.

He selfishlessly gave up the last beer.

by Paganmouse July 20, 2009

selfish

Thank you, anti-yankee, for yet another tasteless diatribe on why everyone in the United States is evil because the American GOVERNMENT is a bunch of selfish wankers. I'm surprised that you failed to mention that the money that Bush pledged comes from the EXISTING U.S. budget for foreign aid, not an additional sum to add onto the whole.

Yes, I'm an American and I knew that. You can stop staring, it's rude.

The problem with you good people of Europe is your overwhelming impulse to condescend to everyone from the U.S. that you can get your hands on, so you can launch into another diatribe about how us, the many, are evil because of the actions of our government, the few. It gets really irritating after a while, not to mention how you operate on the assumption that we don't already KNOW any of this.

In other words: piss off, you bloody wanker.

Frenchwoman: Hey, American, why are you taxing my beef unfairly?
Yank #1: You mean me, or just my government? Because I don't remember ever having signed a tariff on French agricultual products that I happen to disagree with.
Frenchwoman: ...never mind.

Dutchman: You Americans, you're all such puritans!
Yank#2: Are we ALL puritans? I mean, how can you call me a puritan while I'm smoking a joint in an Amsterdam strip club.
Dutchman: Uhhh...

Brit: You Americans are all so selfish! Why did you give so little aid after the tsunami last December?
Yank #3: Are we truly ALL selfish? Because I just mailed a check to Oxfam, in addition to another I gave to Doctors Without Borders last week, and the one to the Red Cross on December 27.
Brit: ...okay, fine. Not ALL Americans are like that.

by Anti anti-Yankee April 21, 2005

selfishrings

always doing giveaways, problematic, always getting noticed by his faves, #1 bang bang stan, madison beer’s best friend

Did you hear selfishrings was doing another giveaway?

by john091 October 9, 2020

Selfseeded

One who knows they are of good qualities, and always answers i know to a complement.

That girl from school is so selfseeded, all she thinks about is how pretty she is.

by Heather Leigh January 11, 2009

Selfsturbation

The act of recreating in a masturbatory fashion to one's own image. Typically, Selfsturbaters are addicted to both the act of taking a selfie and the act of masturbating.

Selfsturbation is associated with rising levels of vanity and narcissism in youth, to the point where seeing one's own selfie or reflection causes the sex drive to activate. The end result is selfsturbation, commonly viewed as a logical way to release sexual fantasies focused around oneself.

"Wow, I can't believe he spread that vicious rumor about you getting a nose job!"

"No kidding! He must spend a lot of time selfsturbating."

Selfsturbation, while not one of the seven deadly sins, is comprised of pride, sloth and lust, in one not-so-neat, despicable package.

I accidentally walked in on my teenage sister selfsturbating, just moments after she uploaded the selfie in question onto Facebook. I can no longer look my sister--or her profile pic--in the eye.

by Sweetsauce June 21, 2015

selfspense

A combination of the words SELFIE and SUSPENSE which defines the amount of time a person waits to see if their most recently posted selfie will be a success and they will be admired by many.

While enjoying a new craft beer, Shari decided to post a selfie. She sat in selfspense for what seemed an eternity - 33 seconds - before a follower reshared it and backhanded a compliment to her.

by von groovy September 7, 2017