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Millville Senior High School (2)

Now that some of the more objective facts are out of the way, here is my personal social commentary on the school/city in general. The culture of the high school is interesting to say the least. Downtown Millville (3rd Street area) is pretty much like Detroit or Camden, and the outskirts of the city (Maurice River / Laurel Lake area) could pretty much be Alabama or the Deep South. It wouldn't be an unlikely occurrence to see a cigarette chain-smoking, Confederate flag-toting, pick-up truck driving redneck pull up next to a Glock 9 packing, drug-slinging, Meek Mill wannabe rapping gang member. While these are the two extreme ends of the spectrum, the majority of the population consists of your typical Under Armour hoodie-wearing, video-game playing, middle-class white suburban Philadelphia sports aficionados (Go Birds).

The school does boast promising sports potential - most famously, 2-time American MVP League and possible MLB GOAT contender Mike Trout. The football team is a force to be reckoned with, and it would be even better if St. Augustine Prep didn't poach half of Millville's talent every year. Same thing goes for the basketball team. Hopefully the well-run sports program will continue to execute on its promising talent pool. Notable alumni include Ed Shockley (2014, Dallas Cowboys), Buddy Kennedy (2017, Arizona Diamondbacks), and Ryquell Armstead (2015, Jacksonville Jaguars).
by TrustTheProcess21 July 7, 2019
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Lauren senior

A kind sweet loving woman that will look after you at any chance she gets she loves her job and cannot wait to get on with the day. she normally wakes up at 5:30 am despite school starting at 8:25am. she likes to start her day by eating some sanguine sandwiches. as soon as she gets to school she greets David carr who is a former rugby league champion. after school lauren senior likes to attend the gym, during her time at the gym she deadlifts 440kg. she ends the day by cooking her favorite meal for her and her daughter (i dont know if there acctually related). normally a dinner in the senior household consists of jocund jelly, irrodecent ice cream and benevolent brownies. lauren likes to go to bed early so that she is ready for the day ahed.
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We Have Lauren Senior
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by Jamal carr January 24, 2023
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Paul Senior

douche bag of the decade and all around piece of shit father, businessman, and person in general. Also, father of Jason Poole's baby.
Did you hear Paul Senior from american choppers got douche bag of the decade and is also the father of Jason Poole's baby?
by jpruitt January 25, 2011
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senior slide

That magical part of your senior year in high school when things get a little easier and nothing you do matters.
Timmy: "Hey, we got an English paper due next week."
Jimmy: "Forget about it dude, were on the senior slide"
by jditlevson July 20, 2008
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Senior Skip Day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after prom, it tends to infuriate teachers and school administrators alike. The day has become less popular in recent years as the bureaucracy of public schools in the United States is becoming increasingly communist. For those who participate, the day continues to symbolize rebellion against overcomformity and the American desire for individuality.
Jackie won't participate in senior skip day. She enjoys being a slave to society too much.
by BigTreeInTheForest May 25, 2011
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Senior Crush

A boy or girl, generally a senior or upperclassman, who a younger person finds attractive. A senior crush is good at almost everything and is very very good-looking. The younger person doesn't actually like their senior crush and want to be in a relationship them, but just likes to stalk them a little and squeal with his or her friends when they appear in the cafeteria or sports events and the like.
Girl 1: Oh my god look over there it's Nate Johnson!

Girl 2: He's a tri-vasrity athlete and he's sooo hot!

Girl 1: I know, right?? He's my senior crush.
by JVboystrackrunpastmydormwindow October 13, 2011
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Lazy Senior

A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.
Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.
by AdomC March 7, 2015
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