seismonic

A misspelling of the band Semisonic, known best for their hit "Closing Time"

Jack: Yo dude I totally heard this cool song from the band Seismonic! *starting to sing the one part of closing time that everyone only knows*
Greg: Um do you mean Semisonic?

by This Name's Taken Already December 3, 2019

Seismic Mimosa

A Seismic Mimosa is a cup of orange juice with 4 pumps of hand sanitizer. These are usually made by Alcoholic Doodlgebuggers while not having access to alcoholic beverages in their natural habitat.

Hey Jon mix me up one of those Seismic Mimosas.

by SurveyorMike October 25, 2019

seismovagologist

A person who can predict earthquakes with their vagina

The seismovagologist said the earthquake will happen in two days.

by Tieras January 3, 2022

Right On Sexism

A more honest name for what is often called positive discrimination. Used by those that realise that Positive Discriminaction is an oxymoron discrimination is discrimination no matter which way it swings.

Also has a sibling, Right On Racism.

BBC Radio Woman's Hour presenter complains to the director general about sexism in the BBC. She is a presenter on a program with a gender specific title produced for women by and presented by an all female team but that’s not sexism that’s Right On Sexism.

by Stone in Shoe Bob January 31, 2021

Sexism

Sexism is when a man is unfairly discriminated against my women for their biological gender.

Random man: Men get double the punishment for the same crime a a women. Don’t you think that’s sexism?

Feminist: OnLy MeN Can BE SexIsT To WomEn!!!

by Men’sRightsActivist November 29, 2019

neo sexism

The popular view held my feminist that men are evil, violent, rape prone and dangerous. Furthermore pornographic literature, strip clubs, sport and films which appeal to men lead to violence against women should be ban or censored.

Neo Sexism Statement: 14% Men in U.S. prisons of are sexually assaulted. So what? These men deserve what they get-after all, all men are rapist anyway!

by Jerry Bathers November 22, 2005

Sexism

Sexism is a problem that does not only effect women.

The true definition is discrimination towards someone for their gender.

I saw an example saying, "If men hug, they are gay. If girls kiss, they are best friends." Who the fuck else other than young men and pathetic grown adults are calling men gay for hugging? Men who withhold toxic masculinity. The women who would think the same are the ones who seek validation from the men who are toxic within themselves. Who do you think the idea of men hugging men was gay? Because it wasn't women.. It wasn't non binary people...

Another example I read, "Men are expected to pay for women when they go out to eat together." First off, what kind of girls are you meeting up with? A 45 year old Christian Lady? The idea of men paying for women is rooted in the fact that men were seen as superior to women, seen as the "strength" and the "hard work" and the "money" of the household. Why the fuck would women, who did not have voice in those times, make up that "rule"??

Another example I read (much more serious and important): "Women are supported through their r@pe stories while men are told they should 'enjoy it' ." Now, for this one.. This is just upsetting. Whenever you hear a woman talk about her experience or her opinion on other women's experiences, you will never, ever hear them say that they should have enjoyed it. I truly do not believe that a woman would ever say "You should have enjoyed it" to a man unless they were one of the females I referenced earlier; The women who would think the same are the ones who seek validation from the men who are toxic within themselves. Majority of fucked up, sexist men would tell you to enjoy it.

Not women. When you think of sexism, please actually look at the roots of what you're saying and believing. A lot of you sound fucking dumb. I also read something on here that listed 2 things that are sexist towards women, and 10 things that are sexist towards men. That is so fucking embarrassing for you. I know that was written by an insecure little boy who doesn't know shit about what he's talking about. Women go through so many injustices in their everyday life, and the fact that so many people can be so ignorant to that is repulsive. Take a look at where the sexism against you was rooted from.

Women can't even rap about their bodies without the MOST criticism and hate, but when men rap about women's bodies they build their career.

Please, take a look at your ignorance

by Belelelel January 21, 2021