schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance

al fackler is a grade A schmo

by matt dold February 17, 2004

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

schmod

someone who doesnt have a clue they are as dumb as a box of rocks.

buzz doesnt know that he is a schmod

by brian newell August 11, 2007

schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

scumonaut

An individual who, either through the way they dress or their actions, is such a scumbag they venture into areas of scumbaggery not yet explored by the rest of humanity.

Did you see that shirt Joey was wearing? He's really becoming a scumonaut.

by Diss3nt October 17, 2007

Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."

"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"

by Raychill3 October 16, 2009