The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

scrotchberry

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.

Johnny ate a scrotchberry.

by Aaron July 21, 2003

scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

scrounched

layin on the floor talkin on the cell when u have no service everywhere else in ur house.

AHH im scrouching jus to talk to ur lame ass...better be interesting

by Param November 28, 2004

scrotchy

a male condition which causes irritation to the scrotal area, which can only be relieve with monkey butt powder, purchaseable at your local farm/ranch supply store. Can also be used to describe a cranky attitude. (Which would be cause by the irritation of the scrotal area.)

Randy Jackson was being all scrotchy towards David Cook on American Idol.

by Akeith_85 May 16, 2008

scrouched

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 18, 2019