Corn Scraper

Someone who eats the crusty faeces out of an unwhiped anal cavity.

Jimmy: But daddy I don't wanna...

Jimmy's Pops: Shut up and be mah corn scraper son!

by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009

Smoke Scraper

A term reserved for the sexiest, finest looking and most talented women around. Must not be over-used, as the ratio of Smoke Scapers is often low. If a girl is called a smoke scraper she must have a few important details.

Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.

You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.

The door is pretty hard to get into but if we pick up these two smoke scapers we can bulldoze this door in seconds.

Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.

by DOZER 1 March 5, 2011

Miss scoper

born in the call of duty series, a miss scoper was coined due to how many times they "miss" the target they shoot at before they hit it. A miss scoper is usually another optic quick scoping wannabe who would love nothing more then to be a optic sniper but misses his quickscopes more then he hits them. This quickscoper will miss you about 4 to 5 times but possibly MIGHT hit you once. If he does manage to hit you once, he will go on and on about how he is a "pro" even though he misses 4 shots before he hits you once. Miss scopers usually have an accuracy of 30 to 35% with his sniper.

Miss Scoper *after finally killing his target on the 6th shot* - dude i am so pro, i don't know why optic hasn't recruited me yet!.

Hard Scoper *after killing the miss scoper with one shot* - dude, maybe they haven't recruited you because you miss 5 quickscopes before you hit one.

Miss Scoper - shut up you stupid hardscoper, i am a pro, did you not see that kill cam?

Hard Scoper - if being a "pro" sniper means missing 5 times and then killing your opponent then I'd rather be a "hardscoper" you miss your shots more then once, i don't miss, all i need is one bullet.

by el rey infared April 29, 2011

sack cheese scraper

Sack cheese scraper: A small hand held devise that is used by lover's of fine sack cheeses to gently scrape the fine creamy cheese off of the cheesemakers warm sack.

See also: sack cheese

The waiter brought us fine cheeses from around the world from which we chose a fine Canadian sackcheese. The waiter skillfully used the sack cheese scraper to slide off the creamy goodness from the Canadian's sack.

by Willy B. Jackenoff January 24, 2004

scraper towel

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.

Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015

hard scoper

When you're really good at call of duty, and people get mad. They feel the need to call you something that makes about as much sense as shitting on your dinner. They use the term "hard scoper" because as soon as they watch the killcam, they get ridiculously horny, or hard. This will occasionally be the cause for a premature ejaculation in one's pants.

Kid: WOW! you're such a hard scoper!

"Hard scoper": wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?

Kid: *moan* aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.

by Shockey19 June 20, 2011

Scraper

A fighter. usually in their teens age or on rare occasions, an adult. Preferably, one who draws blood from the opponent.

Mom: Sweetie!! What happened to you?!
Daughter: I got into a fight with a girl at school.
Mom: Oh my god!! There's blood on you!
Daughter: It's the other girl...
Dad: DAMN! My little girl's a scraper!

by Layzxcrazy November 14, 2011