(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
by The Working Dead October 8, 2016
 Get the Scrooge mumblemug.
Get the Scrooge mumblemug. 1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out
I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge
by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024
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Get the Appetizer Scroogemug. The act of handcuffing your partner's feet and wrists to a metal bed frame and putting ear muffs on to deaden the noise from the metal on metal.
I totally Ebenezer Scrooged this chick after she told me to tie her down. She said her ears were ringing afterward!
by SconnieJoe January 29, 2024
 Get the Ebenezer Scroogedmug.
Get the Ebenezer Scroogedmug. .
《¤》Girl《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Box《¤》Comma《¤》Yellow《¤》Wallpaper《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》Sade《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Smooth《¤》Operator《¤》Is《¤》Mister《¤》Scrooge《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025
 Get the 《¤》Girl《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Box《¤》Comma《¤》Yellow《¤》Wallpaper《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》Sade《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Smooth《¤》Operator《¤》Is《¤》Mister《¤》Scrooge《¤》mug.
Get the 《¤》Girl《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Box《¤》Comma《¤》Yellow《¤》Wallpaper《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》Sade《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Smooth《¤》Operator《¤》Is《¤》Mister《¤》Scrooge《¤》mug. When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010
 Get the Ebenezer's scroogemug.
Get the Ebenezer's scroogemug. .
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025
 Get the 《¤》The《¤》 Strategic《¤》Response《¤》Unit《¤》Is《¤》Mister《¤》Scrooge《¤》the《¤》strategic《¤》response《¤》unit《¤》is《¤》mister《¤》scrooge《¤》thE《¤》strategiC《¤》responsE《¤》uniT《¤》iS《¤》misteR《¤》scroogE《¤》mug.
Get the 《¤》The《¤》 Strategic《¤》Response《¤》Unit《¤》Is《¤》Mister《¤》Scrooge《¤》the《¤》strategic《¤》response《¤》unit《¤》is《¤》mister《¤》scrooge《¤》thE《¤》strategiC《¤》responsE《¤》uniT《¤》iS《¤》misteR《¤》scroogE《¤》mug. by Chloe555 February 4, 2023
 Get the Scroogemug.
Get the Scroogemug.