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Scrooge Bowl

Smoking weed with you ex, knowing that it will definitely lead to you guys having sex.
Why are you going to Justin’s tonight I thought you guys broke up?

Oh it’s ok we are just going to share a Scrooge Bowl.
by Melvin Garcia May 4, 2018
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Scrooge McMuffin

When you slap your dick until it is beat red and then proceed to stick it in her ass and nut
Bro I Scrooge Mcmuffined my girl at McDonald's
by Fagitron69 August 11, 2017
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Harpsonian Scrooge

1.(noun) A Scrooge From the land of Harpsonia who brings about criminal mischief in the virtual realm
2.(noun) An Internet daemon taking the form of a Troll
The "Harpsonian Scrooge" Hijacked the aircraft.
by Jacksonian Ken April 3, 2022
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uncle scrooged

That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!
by Lightnin August 6, 2007
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Scrooge

Nope. You are trying to do a "single white female" to me and now you are pivoting to trying to guilt-trip me into letting you keep parts of my life but you can't have ANY of it. Not even a little bit. And YOU can't interpret MY behavior the way I vam do to YOU because YOU don't KNOW anything and are DUMB. Not intelligent in any way shape or form. BUT... People don't LIKE the things I've said so they are willing to believe you when you claim to be able to do something you can't actually do.
Hym "So I'm not a scrooge. You're just doing a 'single white female.' That's it. There is nothing beyond that."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2025
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Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010
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