Scorcher

when ya mum is soo fat she can't fit through a door.

Ohh, Mate, Ya Mum is such a "Scorcher".

by Chris001 June 22, 2006

Scorched-Earth

When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.

SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED

Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"

by the retirement home December 13, 2009

scrotched

Totally fucked up beyond all repair

Dude, that shit is scrotched

by <J> August 26, 2007

scorched

A hot, sexy piece of ass

Wow, he must be scorched!

by Ryan April 17, 2004

scrotchety

To be scrotchety is to be the dirtiest, nastiest, sluttiest whore. Ever.

That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

by Skylar Osterman December 24, 2008

scrotchety

To be scrotchety is to be a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore or slut. Basically to be a disgusting human being who is generally female.

Courtney Love is the perfect epitomy of scrotchetiness.
Courtney Love is a scrotchety bitch.
That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

by Skylar Osterman April 12, 2007

scrotcher

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.

He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.

by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011