Neckbeard screenshot

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.

Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.

by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023

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Innocent Screenshot Farming

The action of sending nice texts during an argument, in attempt to take screenshots and show other people for better publicity.

While we were fighting, she started innocent screenshot farming.

by itzcalb766 February 20, 2025

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If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:

1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.

She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.

“When he sent that ‘get home safe’ text, she applied the Three Screenshot Rule within 8 seconds.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

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built like a screenshot

When you’re chest and back is flatter then flat

She’s built like a screenshot

by Dictionaryaccurate June 9, 2024

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Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

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