art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

scouting

scouting is when usually as group or atleast 2 lads go lookin out for "fit" or sexy girls or "birds", aka scouting for girls

1)yo man lets go scouting 2nite
2)yh bro klkl lets go 2 insert place here deres sum fit birds dere blad.

by Jackass 92 [patriot] October 22, 2008

Southington

Home of the infamous John Sample.

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.

by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009

scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

Scootchin

Technique used to wipe your ass on the carpet.

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

by Todfather March 26, 2020