Shonch

The Grey matter that is scratched off of instant lottery tickets.

"I spent $5 on this lottery ticket and all I got was Shonch on my new pants"

by Shonch July 29, 2007

Scotchuesday

is a weekly drinking holiday with the sole purpose of drinking Scotch on Tuesdays.

Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.

Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.

by North Park Crew December 8, 2010

scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

by raabidfun September 26, 2018

Scorched Earth Villain Era

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.

Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!

by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023

scooch your booch

Scooch your booch - A request for one to scoot over.

Hey Tommy! Scooch your booch!

by getgud May 31, 2016

Pork Scotch Flu

A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."

Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.

Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009

Scorched earth

At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.

she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.

by Mr Satans mistress May 14, 2015