Schnizer

A word the cool kids use in public

Broski did u see that chick?
Schnizer MAN!
Bro i know, i'd tap that

by CornerQuarter January 21, 2010

Schnicter

Another word for a vigina.

Lick her schnicter.

by JJ February 24, 2003

schnide

The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.

When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.

by Justin Shore May 1, 2007

schnickelfritzs

The term, "schnickelfritz," used to be a commonly used term, in place of the word "thing." it is derived from two ancient words of the ancient Babylonian and Mesopotamian languages; schnickel and fritz. A schnickel is a popular ghetto term for a monetary unit of exchange used in the United States, the nickel, worth 5 cents. A fritz is a popular, but not so popular term for a broken down German soldier. It was a piece of American military slang during the times of WWII. "Schnickelfritz" is now an unpopular term used by the almost-but-not-so-cool teenagers of s-dub. It won in a popularity contest against the word offie, and then lost in the meaningless banter in the WB network's Gilmore Girls, and is now used as a light insult to random, unsuspecting people who think it sounds schway.

"Did that nice guy with a cute dog just break up with you last night?"

"Yeah, he's a schnickelfritz."

by Justini Dinhrrine July 1, 2005

Schnide

Meaning Small, Pathetic or Puny

You are packing some schnide beef

by Nerox January 14, 2007

Schnide

A girl that lets you make sex on her with no feelings attached - emotions are often secretly involved, but only for 1 party (usually the shneided not the shneider)

Group - "Let's rage tonight boys, Guido finally got off the schnide!
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"

by Oakley G. August 30, 2016

schnickelfritz

"The art of finding golf balls, lost by other golfers, in the rough and taking them as your own.

The most profitable way to play golf.

Jim "Hey, Jono, what are you doing in the bushes over there?"

Jono "Dont mind me, im just schnickelfritzing and looking for ducks"

by Quack quack puffer fish May 4, 2021