Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Schumpy

To go extremely sexual and rough during "bow chicka wow wow" time.

"Dude me and my girlfriend had some serious schumpy last night" - David
"Holy shit, is she okay?" - Nate

by Rookie_II March 29, 2023

Shlumpy

Catchphrase when a couple is caught lacking in public

"Shlumpyyyyyy hahahaha"

by king of shlumpyland April 26, 2023

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Schlompy

A person who exudes laziness in their appearance and activity.

Look at her wearing her pajama pants and ratty tshirt in public she looks so schlompy.

by anonymous August 9, 2023