schizophrenic

A person who is completely withdrawn from reality and attempts to create one of his own.

Jim Hellwig is a schizophrenic

by Brad Dotlich October 20, 2003

schizophrenia

A severe mental illness, often recurring and sometimes progressive, in which the behavior becomes withdrawn and out of character, the intellect and emotions deteriorate and hallucinations may occur.

"Yeah, my friend, Bob here is schizophrenic; watch what you do."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

schizomaxxing

The act of gaslighting a schizo or making the person feel crazy or like a schizophrenic using deep hitting gaslighting tactics

My friend was literally schizomaxxing me into thinking the sun is fake

by torain December 24, 2021

schizofriendly

schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”

Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?

Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.

Her- That's awful, how do you know him?

Him- I just met him on the streets here.

Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?

Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Schemo

A complete dumbass. Often used after proving someone wrong.

Jayne: I told you Pee-Wee Herman got arrested for masterbating in a movie theater, schemo!

by kennblack May 21, 2010

schemotellum

The common "reverse mullet" hairstyle of the "schemo"/emo/scene generation. The root words being 'schemo' refering to the scheming/plotting emo/scene society, and 'tellum' being the word 'mullet' spelled backwards. A typical scene kid sports ultra-dyed hair that is long in the front and short in the back or on the sides (opposite of the traditional american mullet).

"That scenester's schemotellum has gotten so long, that you can no longer see either of his eyes."

by Payton Wang January 6, 2009

schizophrendliness

A condition in which a person who is not able to decide whether or not they are friendly.

Steve was pretty crabby earlier, but now he is awfully friendly. Must be another case of schizophrendliness.

by Urbamanda July 28, 2015