ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011

scheyer face

Crazy, hyperbolic, ugly, and unnecessary facial contortions made my Duke basketball player John Scheyer. Faces are made during the game and each face is unique to itself and cannot be replicated by further Sheyer Faces. They are like snowflakes, billions of them, but each it's own unique creation.

"Man, that Scheyer Face really reminds me of the face I make when my dog farts."

by bmw5233 December 23, 2008

Schweaty Ball-Z

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region

Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"

by Jacques Strappe July 6, 2004

scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

by The Real LG March 14, 2007

scheevy

someone or something that appears to be suspicious or questionable. Usually used in reference to scraggly guys that would use and/or abuse you in some way or another.

Dude, do NOT give that guy your number, he is totally scheevy!

by LaughingGirl77 March 15, 2005

Schweat

copious amounts of fluid streaming profusly from ones pores. In smaller confined spaces schweat can have a sprinkler like affect causing everyone in the room to become moist

i danced so hard I'm covered in schweat. It's so hot and schweaty in here. I'm so high i'm schweating all over the place

by The Shuffler February 1, 2015