Schrödinger's friendship

When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.

John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?

Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.

John : So, what are the both of you now ?

Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.

by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

Public Schooling

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

by MasterDriftz July 20, 2016

Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Schrödinger's Date

Where single guy and single girl, who don't normally spend time alone together, agree to "hang out" and do something fun together for the first time, yet both carefully avoid the word "date". Whether it was in fact a date will be determined only after the fact, once they see how it goes. Until then, the event is a strange quantum superposition, simultaneously both date and non-date. This allows both parties to avoid potential embarrassment.

It could be a date or it could be just a hang out, we won't know till it's over. It's a Schrödinger's Date.

by Ntheon March 1, 2011

Schrodinger's Toilet

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.

I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.

by Lostinservice March 5, 2011

schrodinger's snapchat

The scenario in which you receive a snapchat, and before you open it, according to The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, it may be simultaneously both a nude and not a nude.

bro 1: bro! i just got a snapchat notification from a hot chick, and i don't know if it's a nude or not!
bro 2: wow bro! that's schrodinger's snapchat!

by se7eneightnine August 2, 2016