skeef

to come into ownership of an item without previously asking the permission of the former owner

There's no way I lost my cell phone. Someone must have skeefed it.

by Jetttster December 19, 2006

sheef

A word, similar to the term 'damn it', that is used to express disappointment or anger.

Sheef, man. We left all the beer at his house.

by sonofamofo August 14, 2010

Smeef

Approaching an unsuspecting person from behind and grasping their face, near the edges of the mouth, and pulling back/stretching the person’s lips for several seconds to make their face look hilarious to anyone seeing them from the front. The puller yells “smeeeef!” During the act to attract attention and maximum
Viewership.

*grabs friend’s face*

“Smeeeeeeeef!”

Oh shit, dude. You got smeefed so bad! Your lips look really chapped now!

by Wallyballysally March 24, 2019

Dirty Steef

A male with no class or standards. Tends to be very socially awkward and exhibits very poor hygiene. A dirty Steef refers to himself as a ladies man, but is repulsive and disgusting in nature.

Hey, man, did you notice that odd creature lurking over there by the Ferris wheel?

Oh that's no creature. You can tell by his greasy demeanor that he is just a Dirty Steef.

by S1371 June 3, 2013

Speef

A pussy that resembles roast beef, hence speef. It is dark n flabby, n usually found in asians.

Dude this weekend i got so much speef going to china.

by Zachandary October 16, 2006

Skeefy

to suck; to be acting weird

That party was hella skeefy.

by Big O'Mall October 15, 2006

Sneef

The plural of snoof, which means to sniff very hard and vigorously.

Russ: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist

by Russel2711 July 5, 2008