The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.
by Baron Neville February 3, 2017
Get the satans blood mug.The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.
For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
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Spectator #2: Yes.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
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Spectator #2: Yes.
by bizniztime October 21, 2008
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by Hexamous February 27, 2018
Get the Satan's Dick mug.(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.
by hellfire64 July 21, 2009
Get the satans butthole mug.Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.
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Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.
LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.
Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.
There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.
LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.
Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.
There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2008
Get the satanism mug.High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.
Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*
by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010
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