Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012
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Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
by Evitabl January 29, 2024
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