Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

samnan

Samnan is rare and unique. A Samnan is hardworking, perseverant, and ambitious. They love learning new things hence are usually found tinkering with objects figuring out how they work by taking them apart and put together. They’re loyal and dutiful and can also be found running errands for their loved ones.
A Samnan though not the funniest have the most warm, heart warming, laughter hence you can’t help but laugh along to their subpar jokes.
Samnans are adventurous and love talking to new people and learning new perspectives.
They’re also kind, loving, and an all round gem of a person. You’d be lucky to get to know one.

“Hey dude. Dude, do you know where Samnan is?
“Idk man probably off being awesome as usual.”

by avo November 23, 2021

Samron

Samron is the most handsome guy you will ever meet. He is so kind and cares about others.
If you are lucky enough to have a Samron in you life, don’t ever let him go.

Boy: who is that guy over there?
Girl: That is my Samron!
Boy: Ah wow!

by Oni November 25, 2021

Samnoob

Samnoob is a short, skinny, starving child that makes minecraft videos and goes to school with Famous YouTubers Rifks and Constantsmile. He also primarily makes videos with them. He also likes to record with people like Robot831.

Person 1: "Yooo who is that?"
Person 2: "thats samnoob, dont talk to him, he's poor"
Person 1: "ok"

by Robot831 May 22, 2022

national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010