Samir nouri

A term used to describe a roid head of moroccan descent. Samir nouri's usually ride around their 100kg of body weight on a 125 cc moped. They are usually addicted to skuds and love protein powder, their diet consists of stella and chicken wraps.

Look at that Samir nouri zooming down the road on his ped

by Zsombor Csobor October 15, 2021

Samir la chapu

The act of chimating the pusation.

SAMIR LA CHAPU! asdf;lasdjf;laksjf;

by Drowned July 31, 2003

dirty samir

A cum slut that gets used by the whole football team. They usually love all of their holes getting clogged up at once. And they like getting their ears filled with cum while being fed skittles.

"Hey did you hear about ... they're such a dirty Samir"

by Keilan (forgive me) August 11, 2021

samir loves mecca

Samir loves mecca so fucking much

samir loves mecca <3

by samir19052027 October 21, 2018

Samir bin amin

Gaylord of the millennium

AAAAAAAA Its Samir Bin Amin, RUN AWAYYYYYY!

by Jadeybean June 7, 2020

sorry samir

you dont look like red bird sorry

sorry samir

by Mnawabi October 21, 2018

Samire

Samire is the best friend you can ever have. She's like a friend, a sister, a bro and a mother in one. She's the funniest and cutest girl you can meet and also very beautiful, smart and perverse. And she loves Justin Bieber. So if you have the possibility to know her, you'll be the happiest human alive, just trust her. Her body is like kissed from god and her booty is the biggest in universe. So, everyone's very proud to know someone like her. Also, the whole mencroud's looking for her, so hurry up man and move your ass to get to know her. But watch out, cause her daddy's gonna kill you, honey.

Boy 1: Do you know Samire?
Boy 2: The one with the big fat butt?
Boy 1: Yeah, you're damn right man.

by honeyyy123 January 2, 2017