Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

Sam The Pufferfish

A pufferfish named after a very famous greifer in Minecraft
IGN: Supersammy801

That greifer is just like Sam The Pufferfish

by EeGeOnline August 1, 2018

Sam le puel

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.

-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.

by T0mm1 October 31, 2021

sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand

A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.

Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

sam.dot.park

An Instagram username that is specifically made for shitters. Only used by the greatest monkeys on the planet.

Ew, get away from me, your @ is sam.dot.park.

by chomsuke April 13, 2022