Sail Phone

Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."

Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.

Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.

by emanlaerruoyesutnod February 10, 2014

Chris Sails

A Bitch ass nigga that ain’t good for shit oh yea and he Ugly Asf

Camryn:”Girl I started talking to this boy he better not be a damn Chris Sails.”
Cali:”Girl hell nah a Angel the shit.”

by Don’t ask me why June 29, 2018

fire sail

A computer attack in which communications, power, and utilities are all disabled.
Shown in the movie Live Free or Die Hard.

North Korea collapsed when the US launched a fire sail on them.

by aaaba January 22, 2008

Sail Squirrel

A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.

I hit your momma upside the head with a sail squirrel.

by Sailsquirrel February 16, 2009

Hooha Sail

A sail that is attached to the shaft protruding from the mast thingy.

Hoist the hooha and batten down the cumberbundster!

by Captain Preppie Gangster July 21, 2004

Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.

The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!

by DatSuperPig December 06, 2020

Whale Sail

The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.

I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.

by LPrez November 25, 2009