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As the capital of California--the state with the largest population which boasts the world's 4th largest economy--Sacramento is a thriving city sprawled in the north-central part of the state just 1 1/2 hours inland from the San Francisco Bay Area. While Sacramento can reach temperatures of 110 degrees or higher in the summer months and has big trucks a-plenty, it has a lot going for it as well: well paying jobs, decent, clean and safe suburbs, good schools and a multitude of ways to have fun make Sacramento one of the most desirable family cities in America. While Sac Town may not have much of a scene for the under 40 crowd there are still places where young people can hang out and have fun. The American River is a popular party location, Sac State and UC Davis (in nearby Davis) supply the area's college scene and numerous restaurants, coffee and yogurt shops, bookstores and clubs provide ideal settings for the youth to meet and socialize. I grew up in Sacto and I'm always open to the idea of moving back there and settling down when I'm over 40 and have a family.
PA soccer mom: Honey, I'm tired of this depressing eastern landscape. I hate these harsh winters and I'm tired of looking at abandoned textile factories and farms on my way to work. Let's move to Sacramento, CA. I heard that it's the mecca of suburbia.

PA office park dad: You're right darling. The jobs pay very well out there and there aren't as many minorities. Besides, we can sit in our air conditioned house all day and stare at our neighbors through our mini-blinds. What is more fun than that?

PA soccer mom: But...you know there are those rednecks to worry about.

PA office park dad: Ah, don't worry about them. We'll live in Rocklin where the only rednecks we'll see will be the guy who looks like Axl Rose mowing our lawn.

PA family: Yay! Let's move to Sacramento!
by Nite of Nat October 15, 2007
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sacramento broomstick

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when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.
Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.
by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
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Sacramento Kings

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A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.
Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....
by Jon July 27, 2004
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Sacramento is fo G's only nigguh. fuck wit eassac u betta b wearin a vest nigguh. L.A. suck my dick
now take a lesson from a sac-town criminal
by brotha lynch November 22, 2004
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Sacramento Kings

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A pretty decent team out of California's capital, with some decent players.

The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).
The Lakers won the game in the 4th quarter, cutting down the Kings' 20 point lead and squeezing out a 2 point win.
by skater910 October 5, 2004
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Sacramento Slugger

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The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.
The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.
by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007
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probably the worst place in california to grow up. you are hours away from the beach and the mountains. the only thing to do is go to the polluted sacramento river, or if you are further up, the american river. there is no night life or anything to do unless you are over 21, then you get to frequent the numerous shit dive bars that are run by red necks. there are 3 clubs here and they suck donkey balls. downtown is cool for about 5 whole minuets. its hotter then hell here in the summer (100 degrees plus) and it rains 4 months out of the year in the winter. the kings suck dick. It is a fucking cowtown, i've lived here all my life. 5 minuets from sacramento there are fucking cows and rice fields. don't come here unless you want more motivation to kill yourself.
guy 1: "hey i'm going to sacramento for a wedding"

guy 2:"i'm sorry to hear that."
by i_rule July 23, 2009
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