Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

Swine Flu by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009

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Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

Swine Flu by Horse Cack October 1, 2009

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Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

Swine Flu by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009

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swine flu

When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people, opposite of jungle fever

tyrone: man I don't know whats going on all of a sudden i think white girls are cute

malcolm: dawg you got swine flu.

swine flu by highflyer08 June 17, 2009

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Swine Flu

A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.

Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"

Swine Flu by ByThePound September 21, 2009

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A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.

CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.

swine flu by Kyle230 October 28, 2009

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Swine Flu

when there are several police officers present in a short period of time.

Origin: Police officers are commonly known as pigs.

Damn I better wait to light this till after we're out of this swine flue pandemic.

Swine Flu by Ed-G-Z from North New-Jeezy May 4, 2009

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